everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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