You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
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