these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
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They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
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I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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