We need to rekindle our bromance
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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