My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
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I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
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I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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