yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
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She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
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I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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