ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
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I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
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YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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