the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
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i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
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I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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