I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
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