she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
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You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
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Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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