All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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