Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
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Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
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I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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