So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
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A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
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I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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