Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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