this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
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He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
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He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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