yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Randomize
