Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
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