Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
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I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
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There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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