so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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