There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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