He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
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just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
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What's life without a pregnancy scare?
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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