I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
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