I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Randomize
