Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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