i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
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i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
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I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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