i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
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