I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
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We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
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Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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