real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
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It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
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We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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