I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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