I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
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