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Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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