no, he came in my armpit
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
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he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
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What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
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