dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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