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Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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