big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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