is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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