it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Im part way to drunk.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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