..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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