so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
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Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
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My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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