i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
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Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
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WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
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