Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
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She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
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There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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