Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
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