What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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