Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
Are we still banned from the library?
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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