I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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