Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
areolas are like halos for boobs.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
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