did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
organizing the empties. That sober.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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