? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
you win again, gameday.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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