He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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