Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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