The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
time to smoke my breakfast
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Brb crying the tears of my youth
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Randomize
