doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
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