just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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