I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
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i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
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you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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