Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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