im having a threesome with these popsicles
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
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I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
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There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
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