do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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