I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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