u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
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