So drunk its hurt
My balls are so social today.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
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just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
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Thank you for caring about my cervix.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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