Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
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all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
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I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
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