if you like me you must not know who I am
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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