I will die if light touches me.
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
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You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
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The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
wow bdsm is so cute
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