And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
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This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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